We come across many different people on the tube, some which amuse us, help us, or in most cases, get in the way and make time in the tunnels just that bit more horrible. I have spent the last few years of my life studying the odd beast that is the commuter and have discovered that there are many different sub-species, all with their own abilities to infuriate and delay.
This collection of abhorrent oddities will only keep growing, so keep checking back and regale us with your experiences with each type.
Click on each to find out some essential details on our studies, including habitat, weaknesses and what to do if you are unlucky enough to be face to face with one.