. Species of Tube Traveller #1 - The Biohazard

Sunday 30 December 2012

Species of Tube Traveller #1 - The Biohazard

This specimen sits next to you, sneezing constantly into a ragged piece of tissue before placing their contaminated mitts onto a bar or arm rest to share their gift with everyone else. Studies so far have proved inconclusive if this is some kind of attempt at mating, an honest desire to share their gift, or an attempt to fill the underground with snotty zombies. If they do not have a receptacle for their bodily fluids, they will most likely sit there and make a symphony of interesting noises, including snorting, sniffing, sneezing, coughing, groaning and grunting.

The Biohazard

Avoiding The Biohazard is often your best course of action, but is sometimes not possible due to crowds or your necessity to reach destination. In this case, we recommend adorning attire like the fellow in the illustration. By having fresh oxygen supplied via the tanks on your back and keeping your nasal passages covered, you will greatly increase your chances of survival should you come into proximity with The Biohazard.

Special Skills – Mucus Dispersion, Heavy Breathing, Mucus Production, Bio-Warfare, Plague

Habitat – Right next to you

Weaknesses – Antibacterial Gel

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