Hey, I'm not the only underground misanthrope out there!
Just received this on u.misanthropist@gmail.com.
They did not leave their name, so I will refer to them as Captain Snozzberry.
He/she had this to say:
A bloke on the tube spent most of his time scratching his
balls and picking his nose. Not in a subtle way either. He would look directly
at people and scratch away. After each time he picked his nose, he would go
right in there almost up to the knuckle. I did watch him for a while in some
kind of sick fascination, waiting for him to realise he was being gross, but he didn't seem to notice, or to care. It was only after a while I realised he had
only one arm. The scale of his nastiness was enough to hide the fact that he
only had one arm, one sleep, one hand.
Well, Captain Snozzberry that certainly is a harrowing tale
of groin grabbing and snot sharing. I suppose if you have one arm, that’s twice
the amount of scratching and picking you have to do. Of course that’s best left
for the home.
If you have a story of something you have witnessed on the
London Underground, get in touch!
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