Hey, if we had a choice, we would all be drunk on the tube. How else would we deal with the arduous and overly-long journeys? Well, this Jubilee Line tube driver took the high road and was caught drunk on the job. Must be quite good fund, whizzing through the tunnels with a drink in your hand, playing chicken with ongoing trains and making lewd comments over the intercom.
Story here - http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/tube-driver-arrested-for-being-drunk-in-control-of-train-on-the-jubilee-line-9212636.html