Today I saw not one, but two idiots as I made my way through the hellish underbelly of the London Underground. To set the scene, imaging a huge glut of people making their way through a tunnel, you are at the rear and suddenly everything gets a lot slower. What could be happening?
Turns out, at the bottom of a set of stairs, a person was sat there reading the paper! No shit! At the peak of rush hour as hundreds of people tried to make their way past, this fellow was quite content to sit smack bang on the stairs and part the horde like moses did the sea.
I have some grudging admiration - this is a special type of idiocy not seen often. I hope he got stepped on.
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