Today’s Idiot of the Day decided that their backside was
more important than anyone else's and elected to take up two seats instead of
one on the Central Line. In some ways, I like the Central Line trains because they don’t have any arm rests which completely eliminate the risk of
encountering The Human Elbow.
This particular individual must have thought to herself ‘Hang
on a minute, its rush hour and its stressing me out! I might give myself a
little bit of extra space so I can relax.’ Bear in mind, this individual was
normal-sized, not overweight and didn't seem to be disabled (although I do
question her mental ability).
You need two seats for yourself? How about two middle fingers. Fuck you.
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