Idiot of the Day - The Bulldozer

Saw a real-life Bulldozer in action yesterday morning at Victoria station. The platform was packed, and a train was full to the brim, ready to fling its suffering travellers off to the next station. As the doors were closing, a hand clasped my shoulder and pushed me aside. A women went flying past, her bag swinging like a scorpions tail, and she went on to pull people to the side to get out of her way so she could get onto the train, a pursuit that was lost before it began. The scene ended with her pretty much running face first into the door, such was her desperation to save 2 minutes before waiting for the next train.

Instead of moving to the back of the que, her efforts having resulted in shame, she just stood there right in front of everyone she had just pushed through. Dozens of eyes glared at her back as we all waited for the next train to hell. Woman, you are an idiot.