Well, summer is here

...and with it comes another dimension into the already-unpleasant journey that we make every day. I saw a fellow wearing a woolly hat the other day whilst everyone else grimly hung on to consciousness in the sweltering heat. People need to make an effort to hold onto something lower down as a collection of sweaty armpits is actually banned by the Human Rights Act and Geneva Convention. Section 3B, Chapter 2, Page 223. Have a look, its there!

My only recommendation is to read my super handy dandy tips on staying cool and pray.